momjpg:

it’s never too late for waffles and it’s never too early for pizza

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3 hours ago with 59,703 notes

Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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3 hours ago with 232,102 notes

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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4 hours ago with 566,219 notes
See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = hEY YOu, Yes You. I wanT 2 Eat UR ASS
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

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4 hours ago with 322,139 notes

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

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4 hours ago with 353,116 notes
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